#58 on the list of things that are designed horribly on the human body
Pimples inside the nostril.
I mean, really? Who the HELL thought that one up?!
I GOT NO ACCESS HERE, PEOPLE. Just fun fun nostril-pimple pain.
And something tells me that I shouldn’t expect the arrival of nostril-pimple elves in the foreseeable future.
[Pause.]
Oh. Wait. Here they are.
I have them pencilled in for next Tuesday.
My bad.
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March 16th, 2007 at 10:37 am
urghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
March 16th, 2007 at 10:49 am
Exactly.
March 16th, 2007 at 11:36 am
Semi-blunt tweezers.
I know whereof I speak.
March 16th, 2007 at 1:14 pm
No. Sudden. Facial. Expressions.
Good luck.
March 16th, 2007 at 2:16 pm
RJ: The idea of doing anything to a pimple that I cannot see terrifies me. But that could be because of that time in university… with the thing on my back… and the whole out-patient surgery thing… *shudder*
Mabel: You know how hard it is for me to modulate my facial expressions, but I thank you for your concern.
March 17th, 2007 at 11:23 am
(shudder) My s/o loves to share with me the interesting places he gets pimples. Dude, I don’t even like my *own*, I don’t want to see yours!!!
March 18th, 2007 at 4:07 pm
Another option would be to scrape at it with the rounded end of a bobbypin to pop it if its not too hard to reach.
Personally I think ear canal pimples are worse just for their sheer irritatingness.
Good luck.
March 21st, 2007 at 11:01 am
Ugh. The comments are even worse than your post!
March 21st, 2007 at 11:02 am
By the way, a good home remedy for any pimple is to dab it over with toothpaste. It dries ‘em right up. Careful if applying to mucus membranes, though, as peppermint or other flavorings might sting a bit.
March 21st, 2007 at 8:40 pm
Damn, those nostril-pimples must be quite debilitating, preventing you from posting like this. Another reason to invent an Interior Nostril Nodule Extractor (patent pending).
March 21st, 2007 at 9:28 pm
I’m glad a simple viewer like me can make a difference.
April 17th, 2007 at 2:27 pm
dionna: Yeah… my Dad let it be known that this definitiely travelled into the realm of WAAAAAAAAY too much information. I feel your pain.
Alison: I will have you know, three days after you left this comment… I had the very first ear pimple of my life. I blame you.
Suldog: Toothpaste, eh? How long is it left on? Does it need to be a specific kind? Is tartar control or whitening best?
Karen: [Sound of Jason inventing an Interior Nostril Nodule Extractor.] Must… beat… Karen… to… patent…
Lefty: We couldn’t do it without you.