she dances and acts too
[I wrote the following about a month ago but cannot for the life of me determine why I didn't post it. Let's blame... I don't know... the Finns? Anyone got a better choice? No? Fine. The entire population of Finland it is.]
My Lovely Wife created a song to commemorate my return from the barber this weekend.
Jason has short hair!
[Small intense dance.]
He wears his underwear!
[Another small intense dance.]
I confess — I waited for more lyrics, but that was it.
Oddly enough, I kept singing it for days.
…
FYI: Both lyrical statements are true.
And catchy.




May 24th, 2007 at 9:35 pm
Jason has short hair
(intense dance)
He wears his underwear
(intense dance)
and has such savior-faire
(intense dance)
it’s all that I can bear
(intense dance)
May 25th, 2007 at 10:31 am
At least your not wearing someone else’s underwear
May 25th, 2007 at 10:32 am
should be you’re, not your - damn grammar
May 25th, 2007 at 12:11 pm
Fuzzy Wuzzy wuz a bear!
(intense dance)
Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair!
(intense dance)
Fuzzy Wuzzy? Au Contraire!
(intense dance)
May 25th, 2007 at 10:12 pm
I think posting a short video is in order. Audio clip. Either.
May 27th, 2007 at 5:07 pm
For some reason, I imagine the tune to be similar to, I hate the bloody Queen.