jerk
You see, there is this guy.
And this guy decided that it was his mission in life to personally hound me — day and night, night and day, asleep, awake, on the can, outside my window in a little shack constructed out of milk cartons and egg shells, serenading me with insidious yet beautiful music — until, when I could take it no more, I sold my soul to the Devil.
The Devil called Facebook.
And now? I have about as much chance of getting out as Michael Corleone.
Damn you, you damned dirty stinking junk peddler.
Damn you.
Just you wait.
I’ll freaking “poke” you.
[Runs away sobbing into the night.]
May 30th, 2007 at 6:30 pm
cunning devil you are. Have you given gifts yet? Very discturbing that they can charge you for these! Also please to hear I am not the only kook that goes through various experiments. Keep us posted.
May 30th, 2007 at 8:35 pm
What choice did I have? I drank all the Kool-Aid.
May 30th, 2007 at 9:13 pm
Facebook is the end of all blogs.
May 31st, 2007 at 8:53 am
I tried to look you up, but it won’t let me without registering. Ew.
May 31st, 2007 at 1:27 pm
I don’t understand Facebook!! I just signed up last night and I’m lost. I tried searching and it told me that I needed to join a network for that. Then I tried to join a network for my old high school (because I want to see how far they didn’t come) and it told me that I have to be in high school to join a high school network! I thought it was alumni! I felt so dirty! I’m almost 30!!
I hope they don’t keep logs of that stuff.
Also, that was a fresh rhyme.
May 31st, 2007 at 2:24 pm
SassyK: Gifts?! GIFTS?? [Swoons.]
Mike: And an insidious Kool-Aid it is.
Otto: Hmph. Not if I have anything to say about it.
Sister Who Eats Poo: Then I guess you have to register…
Wow. That’s easy, Mike.
JN: Your networks are — as far as I know — regional, work, or school networks. These are networks that you are currently a part of.
But you can still search for old classmates and join GROUPS.
Damned if I didn’t find a picture of me from camp in freaking 1986.
Oh, BTW — sweet rhyme.
June 1st, 2007 at 10:42 am
I don’t know if Otto is correct in predicting that facebook will be the end of all blogs. But I do know it contributed to the demise of mine.
June 1st, 2007 at 12:16 pm
I’ve taken his prediction as a challenge and will strive to keep up with both.
Of course, this means the rest of my life will crumble entirely…