Time for some math.

A number of Earth orbits ago, the Earth’s planetary count of My Lovely Wife was incremented. This had some very important ramifications.

Where the Earth is represented by E, and Earth orbits are represented by B_day, and the Earth prior to a specific (but unrevealed) value of B_day is represented by E_boring, and the Earth on and after a specific (but unrevealed) value of B_day is represented by E_awesome, and where the Earth’s planetary count of My Lovely Wife is represented by C_MLW, we can come up with some very interesting facts.

When C_MLW = 0, then E = E_boring
When C_MLW = 1, E = E_awesome

When E = E_boring, then the qualitative value of E is sucky, where sucky is a constant value that doesn’t do anyone any good.

But… when E = E_awesome, then the qualitative value of E is frickin’ sweet, where frickin’ sweet is a value that grows exponentially as B_day increases.

Therefore…

Today is My Lovely Wife’s birthday and she makes the world an exponentially frickin’ sweet place to be.

Birthday wishes (and slagging of my mathematical acumen) may commence in the comments…

… wait for it…

… now.

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