Comments on: nasal suckage

By: Sarah Adams

Sarah Adams — Tue, 05 Jun 2007 14:01:15 +0000

As an expectant parent, upon seeing this product my thoughts go like this:
1. Ewww!
2. I would never do that.
3. Am I going to be a Bad Mother?
4. [negotiating] Couldn’t I just use a suction bulb?
5. Please??

By: mike

mike — Fri, 01 Jun 2007 18:20:35 +0000

All I can think is, “snot syphon”. For use only in the hours of 12AM to dawn.

By: g-dog

g-dog — Fri, 01 Jun 2007 18:11:22 +0000

well – really – how does someone come up with this idea? there is not enough information from the website to tell “how” to properly use this … um… ‘device’, but I assumed … well ‘you know’. And personally, I thought the standard exercises sans devices were perfectly adequate so – WHY is this needed?

Oh – and – Sarah started it (damn jr. high kids in my head taking over again — there, sugar will quiet them down for awhile).

By: sween

sween — Fri, 01 Jun 2007 16:15:07 +0000

Sarah Who Eats Poo: Right. I bid Nosefrida and she raises The Kegelmaster2000. I think I gotta fold.

Suldog: I think we’re ALL thankful for that.

JN: No. Should I?

Jenny: That made me laugh so hard I just gagged.

g-dog: You won’t go there with the chocolate and peanut butter and… the other thing, but you’ll go for the Kegelmaster2000?? Priorities…

Gini: So I guess the other nasal aspirators suck?

Thank you! Thank you! I’ll be here all week!

By: gini

gini — Fri, 01 Jun 2007 01:44:05 +0000

Nosefrida “blows” all other aspirators away. So to speak. It rocks, if you have kids you need this, no joke.

By: g-dog

g-dog — Thu, 31 May 2007 23:11:18 +0000

re: kegelmaster
In g-dog’s overactive imagination, which harbors sniggering jr. high kids, the invention of the kegelmaster:
Woman blissfully toning her lovely legs using Suzanne Somers’ ThighMaster and video (I don”t know if there was a video, but it’s my imagination so OK). Phone rings, she stops, grabs ThighMaster and runs to the phone, hoping Bryce is calling for a 2nd date. Oops, shouldn’t run with leg warmers on, she slips and falls…. on the ThighMaster… and the KegelMaster is born! She and Bryce have been so happily together since then. The End.

The other part of my brain wants to know how this may possibly ‘alert’ you to let you know that you are either doing the excercise correctly, or at least that the exercises are working? A little buzzer perhaps? A clicking noise?

By: jenny

jenny — Thu, 31 May 2007 19:06:41 +0000

nosefrida kahlo is one of my favorite artists.

what’s all the hub-bub with this snot-sucking contraption? when i was a kid, my parents did the same for me, and we didn’t even have a tube.

[i just made myself gag with that last comment. i'm so, so sorry. please don't ban me.]

By: Jurgen Nation

Jurgen Nation — Thu, 31 May 2007 17:02:10 +0000

So…do you know that kid?

By: Suldog

Suldog — Thu, 31 May 2007 16:33:36 +0000

Koogle? What does that have to do with… Oh, KEGEL. Nevermind.

Strange coincidence department: Just last night MY WIFE brought home some sort of sinus cleanser thingy. I wish I could remember the name. It does NOT involve my sucking the boogers out of her nose and, as much as I love her, I am thankful for that.

By: Sarah Adams

Sarah Adams — Thu, 31 May 2007 16:25:51 +0000

This reminded me of another picture of someone with a disturbing look on their face while demonstrating a product. Check out the woman on the left of the Kegelmaster2000 site. If you don’t know what a kegel is, or what the Kegelmaster2000 would be for, they describe it as “the world’s first and only true progressive resistance vaginal exerciser”. So while the look on her face is disturbing, it’s probably quite accurate.