quote of the day
As the nurse took Sophia’s temperature, I stood in front of the bed and massaged Sophia’s right foot. I was surprised when Sophia, drunk from the powerful morphine, used her left foot to rub my groin up and down. It felt good, but a little inappropriate in the recovery room. Sophia insists this episode never occurred, but I have the nurse as an eyewitness, even though she was very polite about not mentioning the result.
- Neil, Citizen of the Month
Everyone, head on over and give Sophia some get well vibes.
Or Neil might just open up a can of Campbell’s Cream of Passive-Aggressive on yo ass.
June 1st, 2007 at 12:15 pm
Hey. That soup was named after me.
June 1st, 2007 at 1:17 pm
Your name is Passive-Aggressive?
June 1st, 2007 at 4:25 pm
I would have never married her if I knew she didn’t like Campbell’s Soup. How unAmerican!
June 7th, 2007 at 9:25 am
Oh, Neil. How could you…
June 9th, 2007 at 7:50 pm
All’s I can say is that strong drugs make a gal do some straaaaange things. ‘S’all I’m sayin’……