karmic triple whammy
The week that was:
- Baby spider infestation.
- Pulled calf muscle.
- Food poisoning.
Please excuse me if I am minus the funny.
[Rests head gently on keyboard. Serenely drools.]
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June 25th, 2007 at 1:51 pm
I swear to the FSM, I went to comment on this, looked down at my keyboard, and saw a tiny, green spider on my R key.
Scary.
Anyway, I was going to say: I hope the baby spider infestation was in your house, or even better, your yard, not in you.
June 25th, 2007 at 5:50 pm
Yeah! Maybe next time don’t eat the baby spiders.
June 25th, 2007 at 6:00 pm
Then stop putting them IN COOKIES!!
June 26th, 2007 at 11:36 am
Argh! These spiders are everywhere now! I’ve got that creepy, buggy feeling.
Damn you.
June 26th, 2007 at 12:17 pm
Baby spiders! When I was about 8 or 9, I accidentally broke open a… what do you call it? A spider egg?… and hundreds of the damned things started crawling all over the room. Scared the bejeezus out of me.
Yuck.
June 26th, 2007 at 1:58 pm
Not funny? Hmmm… must reassess
June 26th, 2007 at 5:52 pm
Holy moses! That is a bad week. Word of advice, don’t EAT the spiders. That won’t help your stomach a bit. Trust me.
June 27th, 2007 at 2:52 pm
Ooh, the cutey-wootey widdle spiders! Ooh! Ooh! Ooh!
Please tell us they had nothing to do with #3.
June 27th, 2007 at 3:16 pm
Did you keep them in your ear and name them like that freaky kid in the news? How gross is that??!
Estimated Time of invasion of NS by us: saturday. Be afraid…be very afraid.
I better pack some Raid for baby spider ambushes.
July 9th, 2007 at 10:23 am
We seriously gotta hold it on the spider talk. I’m getting a complex…
[Super shudder.]