the perils of hydration
I have-
[Sudden frantic scurrying sounds, then silence. Pause. Calm walking sound.]
I have discovered that I haveDAMN-
[Even more frantic scurrying sounds. A loud BANG! as a human body collides with a filing cabinet, followed by silence. Another pause. Grumpy walking sound.]
IhavediscoveredthatIhaveabladderthesizeofagummibearDONE.
[Expectant pause.]
I think we’re good.
[Sound of drinking. Pause.]
AWFRIGGINHELL-
[World-record-breaking scurrying noises. Silence.]
July 31st, 2007 at 3:29 pm
Fortunately, I’m sure, there was a seminar at BlogHim about using trees, bushes, empty beverage cups, desk drawers, etc. for emptying said bladder in an emergency.
July 31st, 2007 at 7:15 pm
catheter……
August 1st, 2007 at 8:17 am
Lefty: Oh god — the whole afternoon of day two was all the joys of peeing standing up. Sigh. It’s awesome.
g-dog: Catheter!! Why didn’t I think of that??
Urk… aaaaaaaa… ummm… unh!
[Painful bodily noises.]
Oh. That’s why.
Ow.
August 1st, 2007 at 11:18 am
Be glad you’ll never be pregnant. Sometimes the mere act of standing up from the toilet is enough to make me need to pee again.
Also, I have given up the idea of having a solid 8 hours of sleep at night for at least, say, the next 5 or 6 years.
August 1st, 2007 at 9:16 pm
I’ve known my bladder has been the size of a very, small, shriveled up bean for years.
Sucks.
August 1st, 2007 at 10:22 pm
space monkey tiny tanks…
August 2nd, 2007 at 1:17 am
Do gummi bears pee?