recompense
I’ve been slack, rude, and more than a little stinky to you.
And that’s just wrong, because out of all the visitors to this fair site, you are my favourite.
Yes, I’m talking to you.
No, not you — you.
Alas, I am struggling — heroically, I might add — to burrow through a mound of work before I head off on Monday for the fair city of Toronto and the 2007 Canadian Ultimate Championships!
Whoo! And a Hoo! Everybody dance now!
[Everyone dances.]
So, in recompense to my abominable behaviour to you, please allow me to offer you…
… a few of my newly-patented iHugs©!
[Pause for applause.]
They’re just like hugs, but shiny and white! And they have a touchscreen!
(Well, the touchscreen is my belly, but you can touch it if you really want to.)
Takers? Anyone?
[Expectant pause.]
August 4th, 2007 at 1:20 pm
You MUST take photos!
August 4th, 2007 at 2:43 pm
Well, OK, I’m not comfortable with where the touchscreen is, but I’m secure enough in my sexuality to give this a go.
I think.
Yeah, I am.
*touch*
August 4th, 2007 at 5:20 pm
Ummm… touchscreen..?
I’ll give it a shot.
[poke]
I think it’s broken.
August 6th, 2007 at 1:14 pm
I guess we’re just not hitting it hard enough.
*JAB JAB JAB JAB JAB*
August 8th, 2007 at 10:28 am
What happens when you pick it up and shake it up and down?
August 8th, 2007 at 3:24 pm
Something might dribble out. Remember the hydration issue.
August 8th, 2007 at 11:26 pm
well - ihugs are nice - you could have gone with iBoogers. And, then where would we be?
August 11th, 2007 at 9:28 pm
So, are you playing in the championships??
August 14th, 2007 at 12:26 pm
I don’t know - There’s still nothing happening - Let’s try hitting the touchscreen even harder.
WHACK - WHACK - WHACK - WHACK - WHACK
August 15th, 2007 at 9:53 am
I think you may have broken it Suldog
*sobs*
August 15th, 2007 at 8:22 pm
How do you reboot this thing???
August 16th, 2007 at 12:14 pm
Shoot. I’m sorry. I’m just no good at all with modern inconveniences.