- Activist judges
- Fingers mutated into tentacles by vengeful dryad — typing speed drastically reduced
- El Niño
- Buried up to my neck in the sands of the Rub’ al Khali (“Please send food and scorpion repellent! Stat!”)
- Industrial mincemeat accident
- La Niña
- Strict adherence to a poorly constructed to-do list has me cleaning the kitty litter every 6.25 minutes
- Driving around the block looking for a parking space
- The ghost of Ivan the Terrible has manifested in my garden shed and has proven to be a remarkably absorbing storyteller
- Really big puddles
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August 21st, 2007 at 3:50 pm
What does your shed that Ivan has manifested himself in? I’m sure my sheddies would love to see it…
ta wilco
www.readersheds.co.uk
August 21st, 2007 at 11:03 pm
blog burnout?
August 22nd, 2007 at 5:20 am
too many cookies… fingers got to fat… cant type
August 22nd, 2007 at 12:32 pm
Not ENOUGH cookies… too weak too type…
August 22nd, 2007 at 12:34 pm
We’re voting here, right? And there’s a prize for the winner? (must.have.prizes) Ok, I guess #10. “really big poodles”. That would surely keep ME from posting.
August 24th, 2007 at 12:17 am
I totally thought it had something to do with the Britney Spears subpoenas. Thank the Baby Jeebus.
August 27th, 2007 at 11:15 am
Is that what Britney named her baby? Jeebus? Jesus!
August 28th, 2007 at 11:08 am
May I be the first to point out that lo! you are still being a shoddy blogger?
(Note to self: Must use “lo!” more.)
August 29th, 2007 at 12:26 pm
#11. You don’t like us anymore.
*snif*
August 29th, 2007 at 12:59 pm
Yeah. What she said.
Let’s gang up on Jason. Poke - poke - poke.