verbiage: the first salvo

It’s Saturday morning.

It’s a long weekend.

I have had no coffee.

Allow me to repeat that. Slowly.

No.

Coffee.

My eyes are a veritable smorgasboard of delicious and nutritious eye boogers.

The kitty litter has hit the overload level on the poopmeter.

And there is something that is just plain itchy on my belly and I DON’T KNOW WHAT IT IS.

AND YET…

Here I am.

The Month of Verbiage has begun.

[The sun breaks through the clouds. The music swells. Woodland creatures bring me coffee and an assortment of scones and danishes. All is right with the world.]

Please excuse me as I get myself back up to speed.

[Aside.] Actually, can I have a blueberry AND a cherry?…


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4 Responses to “verbiage: the first salvo”

  1. Otto Says:
    September 1st, 2007 at 9:57 am

    the quality of the internet seems to be slipping.

  2. sween Says:
    September 1st, 2007 at 10:20 am

    No. That’s just me.

  3. Karen Says:
    September 2nd, 2007 at 9:42 am

    With a danish do you lick out all the fruit first or nibble around the center fruitish part and leave it till last?

  4. sween Says:
    September 3rd, 2007 at 3:10 pm

    Outsides first. All the way.

make with the yak-yak

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