verbiage: caption this!
At the beginning of the August, My Lovely Wife and I took a trip to visit my mother. We spent a lot of time looking through photo albums. My Lovely Wife definitely had more than her fill of seeing evidence of my early and ubiquitous trend toward — ahem — naturism.
I… uh… you won’t be seeing those pictures.
Unless I decide to drunkblog.
Which would be dangerous.
[Shifty eyes.]
But I did come across one photo that made me squeal with unrestrained glee.
I call on you — my faithful and relatively hygienic readers — to help me discover its true yet heretofore undiscovered caption.
Hit the comments. Suggest your own. Pick yer favs. We’ll try and winnow it down to a winner.
And then we’ll slap the caption on that puppy.
Hell, if this goes well, it may become a recurring feature.
LOLSWEEN.
Get cracking, kids.
September 5th, 2007 at 9:28 pm
“Klaatu barada nikto”
September 6th, 2007 at 9:14 am
“Damn the torpedoes, Full speed ahead”
stolen from
Admiral David Glasgow Farragut (1801-1870)
*sorry*
September 6th, 2007 at 10:57 am
“Think inside the box!”
September 6th, 2007 at 3:31 pm
“Even at an early age this monkey dreamed of space. Luckily, his makeshift helmet hampered his locating of the second-story window…”
September 6th, 2007 at 7:19 pm
“Needs more tape.”
September 6th, 2007 at 8:32 pm
I’m not wearing pants
September 6th, 2007 at 11:19 pm
im in ur boxez, shootin ur wallpaperz
(but my vote goes to g-dog)
September 7th, 2007 at 5:32 am
Beam me up Scotty, the box creatures of doom are coming.
September 7th, 2007 at 11:39 am
Dis jus lyk
…
boksing helena?
September 7th, 2007 at 12:25 pm
Spaceman Spiff flees the despicable scum beings of Planet Q-13!
September 7th, 2007 at 12:36 pm
“Another reason not to homeschool your kids.”
September 7th, 2007 at 2:05 pm
“I have seen the future, and it is dark and smells like cardboard.”
September 7th, 2007 at 3:25 pm
I came. I saw. I hid in a cardboard box.
September 7th, 2007 at 3:26 pm
“Senator Larry Craig at a playful, tender age.”
September 7th, 2007 at 5:24 pm
“Trapped in time. Surrounded by evil. Low on gas. “
September 7th, 2007 at 5:28 pm
“Mooooooommm!!!”
September 7th, 2007 at 8:14 pm
“For about the price of a cup of coffee every day, you can help children like poor little Jay-Jay.”
September 7th, 2007 at 9:54 pm
“Monday - put my kid in a box. Tuesday - put his head in a box. Wednesday - put some tape on the box. Yes my kid’s in a box…”
September 9th, 2007 at 12:12 am
I don’t think they’re buying it . . . .damn
September 9th, 2007 at 6:48 pm
i made u a spaceship but i eated it
September 10th, 2007 at 9:54 am
Woah, it’s HOW far to the moon? I’m gonna need more cookies.
September 11th, 2007 at 11:46 am
What do you mean we can’t “afford” oars?