verbiage: caption this!

At the beginning of the August, My Lovely Wife and I took a trip to visit my mother. We spent a lot of time looking through photo albums. My Lovely Wife definitely had more than her fill of seeing evidence of my early and ubiquitous trend toward — ahem — naturism.

I… uh… you won’t be seeing those pictures.

Unless I decide to drunkblog.

Which would be dangerous.

[Shifty eyes.]

But I did come across one photo that made me squeal with unrestrained glee.

spaceman!
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I call on you — my faithful and relatively hygienic readers — to help me discover its true yet heretofore undiscovered caption.

Hit the comments. Suggest your own. Pick yer favs. We’ll try and winnow it down to a winner.

And then we’ll slap the caption on that puppy.

Hell, if this goes well, it may become a recurring feature.

LOLSWEEN.

Get cracking, kids.


22 Responses to “verbiage: caption this!”

  1. g-dog Says:

    “Klaatu barada nikto”

  2. birchsprite Says:

    “Damn the torpedoes, Full speed ahead”

    stolen from

    Admiral David Glasgow Farragut (1801-1870)

    *sorry*

  3. Suldog Says:

    “Think inside the box!”

  4. Evan Says:

    “Even at an early age this monkey dreamed of space. Luckily, his makeshift helmet hampered his locating of the second-story window…”

  5. Karen Says:

    “Needs more tape.”

  6. The Super Bongo Says:

    I’m not wearing pants

  7. jenny Says:

    im in ur boxez, shootin ur wallpaperz

    (but my vote goes to g-dog)

  8. birchsprite Says:

    Beam me up Scotty, the box creatures of doom are coming.

  9. mike Says:

    Dis jus lyk

    boksing helena?

  10. Jason's Dad Says:

    Spaceman Spiff flees the despicable scum beings of Planet Q-13!

  11. UberSchatz Says:

    “Another reason not to homeschool your kids.”

  12. Suldog Says:

    “I have seen the future, and it is dark and smells like cardboard.”

  13. UberSchatz Says:

    I came. I saw. I hid in a cardboard box.

  14. UberSchatz Says:

    “Senator Larry Craig at a playful, tender age.”

  15. UberSchatz Says:

    “Trapped in time. Surrounded by evil. Low on gas. “

  16. Karen Says:

    “Mooooooommm!!!”

  17. mike Says:

    “For about the price of a cup of coffee every day, you can help children like poor little Jay-Jay.”

  18. g-dog Says:

    “Monday – put my kid in a box. Tuesday – put his head in a box. Wednesday – put some tape on the box. Yes my kid’s in a box…”

  19. The Super Bongo Says:

    I don’t think they’re buying it . . . .damn

  20. Karen Says:

    i made u a spaceship but i eated it

  21. Jason's Sis Says:

    Woah, it’s HOW far to the moon? I’m gonna need more cookies.

  22. mike Says:

    What do you mean we can’t “afford” oars?