verbiage: urgent request

Busiest. Day. Ever.

I urgently require nourishment for my body and soul.

Perhaps a shipment of bunny rabbits and cheese danishes?

If this is not feasible, perhaps a danish in the shape of a bunny.

Or vice versa.

Stat. I’m fading fast.

(And CAPTION, dammit! And you can caption more than once, if the inspiration hits!)

2 Responses to “verbiage: urgent request”

  1. Karen Says:

    The yak was lonely.

  2. g-dog Says:

    you need cookies – with captions – FORTUNE COOKIES (which are kind of sort of not real cookies in some ways – but at least sweet and crunchy with odd/wise/irrelevant observations/lottery numbers)