verbiage: another installment of debatably useful superpowers!

Scourge of the Clamshell *
Power Description: Can open any consumer good shipped in plastic clamshell packaging. With a single steely glance. From fifty feet.

* Note: Does not work on products made in China.


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One Response to “verbiage: another installment of debatably useful superpowers!”

  1. Alison Says:
    September 20th, 2007 at 8:28 am

    Man, I wish i had THAT super power. I hates them things I does!

make with the yak-yak

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