verbiage: conversations with my lovely wife
Heading to work.
ME: So yesterday was Talk like A Pirate Day so on the site I-
MY LOVELY WIFE: I read it.
ME: What?
MY LOVELY WIFE: I read your site yesterday.
ME: But you never read my site.
MY LOVELY WIFE: Sometimes I do.
ME: Really?
MY LOVELY WIFE: Yup. Spot checks.
ME: What?
MY LOVELY WIFE: Spot checks. I’ve got to make certain that you aren’t saying anything you shouldn’t be.
ME: But… you don’t read it because it makes you laugh or to see what I had to say or because you love me?
MY LOVELY WIFE: Nope. Spot checks.
ME: Huh.
…
For the record, this was not my first choice for most amusing conversation with My Lovely Wife today.
But now I know she’s checking.
And I have a will to live.
[Looks over shoulder. Ducks.]
September 20th, 2007 at 11:05 pm
LOL. I love your wife.
September 21st, 2007 at 8:30 am
Hah! There’s a reason why I refer to MY WIFE in my blog, rather than using her real name. Obviously, your lovely woman has similar… issues.
September 21st, 2007 at 1:28 pm
Why is it that during courtship, the woman thinks the man is the funniest thing alive. But after the wedding, all she can do is roll her eyes?