verbiage: failed experiment

Problem:

It’s Sunday. I’m lazy. And yet I have to write a post.

Hypothesis:

Consuming sizable quantities of baklava and cherry-cheesecake ice cream will infuse me with potently creative energies that will drive me to the computer where a veritable torrent of high-quality words and phrases will wash out over my keyboard and trickle down through the internets to enrich your lives with their fertilizing wordiness.

Testing Phase:

NOMNOMNOMSLURPSLURPSLURPNOMNOMNOM-

[Pause for air.]

Pant… pant… pant…

[And resume.]

-NOMNOMNOMSLURPSLURPSLURPNOMNOMNOM.

Conclusion:

I need to lie down.

Bonus Conclusion:

And I think maybe die.


One Response to “verbiage: failed experiment”

  1. Suldog Says:

    Hope you didn’t. Die, that is.

make with the yak-yak

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