my secret halloween wish
Is it bad that I’m secretly hoping that we get very few trick-or-treaters tonight?
‘Cause it means more candy for me.
[A sudden smell permeates the room. That smell is shame.]
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October 31st, 2007 at 12:53 pm
naughty sween… hang your head!
October 31st, 2007 at 3:31 pm
I too have that wish but mostly because I get tired of running to the door and cooing over cute costumes in my mangled French.
October 31st, 2007 at 5:38 pm
not at all!! i say eat up!!
October 31st, 2007 at 8:06 pm
what does shame smell like?
October 31st, 2007 at 10:28 pm
What you’re thinking is horrible.
You are your own Hallowe’en costume.
November 1st, 2007 at 10:49 am
Halloween would be a really cool time to be a dwarf. You could go out and get all the candy you wanted and nobody would ever have to be any the wiser concerning your inapropriate age.
(*sniff*)
Oh! So THAT’S what shame smells like!
November 1st, 2007 at 11:24 pm
There’s no shame in that. Or at least, I’m not ashamed of hoping the same thing.
And I got my wish.
November 2nd, 2007 at 12:43 pm
I always buy loads of candy and then at the last minute remember how much I hate answering the door to trick-or-treaters so I turn all the lights off and cower in the bathroom with my laptop.
Needless to say, there’s a LOT of candy left over here.
I’ll probably just throw it away….