laser

I have the focus of a laser lately.

One of these cheap little laser pointers for entertaining cats with or for practicing your dickwadery with from the back of a movie theatre.

Sharp. Single minded. Low wattage.

And my cats smell like hot and sour soup.

Why do I get the feeling that Winston Churchill never felt like this?


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4 Responses to “laser”

  1. Jurgen Nation Says:
    December 3rd, 2007 at 10:04 pm

    I’m pretty sure Winston Churchill knew that he smelled like old socks and scotch. He WISHES he smelled like hot and sour soup. Or cookies.

    This brings up a decent question. What cologne would Winston Churchill have worn? I’m thinking Curve. Or maybe Michael Jordan.

  2. sweetney Says:
    December 4th, 2007 at 11:05 am

    winston churchill = old spice all the way, man.

  3. Ali P in the QC Says:
    December 7th, 2007 at 11:06 am

    Bay Rum.

  4. Suldog Says:
    December 10th, 2007 at 1:21 pm

    Lilac Vegetal.

make with the yak-yak

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