laser
I have the focus of a laser lately.
One of these cheap little laser pointers for entertaining cats with or for practicing your dickwadery with from the back of a movie theatre.
Sharp. Single minded. Low wattage.
And my cats smell like hot and sour soup.
Why do I get the feeling that Winston Churchill never felt like this?

December 3rd, 2007 at 10:04 pm
I’m pretty sure Winston Churchill knew that he smelled like old socks and scotch. He WISHES he smelled like hot and sour soup. Or cookies.
This brings up a decent question. What cologne would Winston Churchill have worn? I’m thinking Curve. Or maybe Michael Jordan.
December 4th, 2007 at 11:05 am
winston churchill = old spice all the way, man.
December 7th, 2007 at 11:06 am
Bay Rum.
December 10th, 2007 at 1:21 pm
Lilac Vegetal.