• Jurgen Nation: “Holding Out For a Hero: On Fictional Crime Television”

“Oh. Excuse me, kind sir, but where’s the quote?” you ask.

Just pick one. The whole post is a burning incandescent sun of HAWSOME.

I got my MooCards! Yee-Haw!

For those that are interested, here are the original pictures I used for the cards:

• Robot
• Gorilla
• Destitute Orphan Boys

I’m so pleased with myself I could spit.

…

Really — when did expectoration become a sign of pleasure, I ask you?

I changed my mind. I’m relegating my Twitter posts to the sidecar- er, sidebar.

[Cough.]

You may now return to your regularly scheduled interweb activities.

[Pause.]

Fine. I’ll go. But I know you’re going to look at porn.