three tips for surviving the holidays

1. Buy diamond earrings for your wife. (No matter what else happens, in the eyes of at least one person you are awesome.)

2. If a three-year-old asks you to play with his race track, say yes. (His parents will love you and race tracks are just as much fun as they were when you were a kid.)

3. Cultivate a constant case of mild inebriation. (Ummm… no explanation necessary.)


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One Response to “three tips for surviving the holidays”

  1. Sassyk Says:
    December 27th, 2007 at 1:02 pm

    Number 1 is certainly the MOST important! I think your lovely wife has you very well trained. Happy holidays

make with the yak-yak

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