ADORABLE SOCK MONKEY NAMING CONTEST 2008: STAGE TWO
Well, I have taken your humble suggestions, dumped them in a box, and with a Ragnarok-threatening SHAKE-SHAKE-SHAKE!… we are ready to roll!
WELCOME TO THUNDERDOME, BEETCHES!
Let the voting begin!
Most Splendiforous Sock Monkey Name?
- Noodles (19%, 5 Votes)
- Sockagawea (12%, 3 Votes)
- Mr. Snuggles, Sock Monkey King (12%, 3 Votes)
- Mr. Nanners (8%, 2 Votes)
- Socka-Toe-A (8%, 2 Votes)
- Mr. Murphy (8%, 2 Votes)
- Son Of King Sock Monkey (8%, 2 Votes)
- Snuggles MacCuddleson (4%, 1 Votes)
- Mighty Joe Sock Monkey (4%, 1 Votes)
- Kong (4%, 1 Votes)
- Tux (4%, 1 Votes)
- Space Pants (4%, 1 Votes)
- Poka Dot (4%, 1 Votes)
- Prison Bitch (4%, 1 Votes)
- Stripes (0%, 0 Votes)
- King Sock Monkey (0%, 0 Votes)
- Curious Sock Monkey (0%, 0 Votes)
- Monkey (0%, 0 Votes)
Total Voters: 26
Pssst! Don’t like any of these options? Leave yers in the comments!

January 15th, 2008 at 12:27 pm
What happens if there is a tie-breaker?
January 15th, 2008 at 12:28 pm
ANOTHER POLL!!!!
January 17th, 2008 at 10:28 am
A little late getting to the ball (as usual), but combining several fantabulous suggestions gives Mr. Snuggles, Sock Monkey King…
January 17th, 2008 at 10:41 am
IT HAS BEEN ADDED TO THE POLL!
WHY AM I YELLING?
January 17th, 2008 at 3:29 pm
I voted for Noodles, but only because I know it would someday be pronounced “Noo Noos” by a toddler.
Come on, people. Join me!
January 17th, 2008 at 8:23 pm
Even though my previous submission, “Noodles”, is presently in the lead for the win, on second thought I’ve rethought the stripes aspect and I now respectfully submit “Prison Bitch” as the clearly most appropriate name for this cuddly sock monkey.
January 17th, 2008 at 9:02 pm
AND WE HAVE ANOTHER! VOTE VOTE VOTE!
January 18th, 2008 at 12:51 pm
Sorry, I know I’m late. Shouldn’t have put this off. As a well-known parental figure, I suggest that a really usable and appropriate name for the sock monkey is “Monkey”. Or perhaps “Monkey!”
Of course, I’m the guy whose son had a teddy bear named “Ted”.
When you’re really little, names that cover both who and what are winners. Mum is a mum. Dad is a dad. Monkey is a monkey.
January 18th, 2008 at 1:42 pm
AND THE LIST KEEPS ON GROWING!
WILL NO ONE THINK OF THE POOR CAPS LOCK?!
January 18th, 2008 at 8:37 pm
Hi:
I voted for Mr. Nanners as it sounded so “kid friendly”. Then I was almost swayed by the comment recommending Noodles. Then, I read my lovely husband’s rational explanation supporting Monkey and tried to vote again. Damn - it caught me. Anyway, Monkey brings back memories of my little brother who had a monkey named Guckey (his attempt to say Monkey.) Summed up with your father’s, “Remember Shrek - Donkey?” how could I not go with Monkey. Please consider this my vote, kind son of my lovely husband.
Bren
January 20th, 2008 at 6:34 pm
Has the voting closed yet? Had to take the little man to the ER last night cause we thought he had an ear infection - 6 hours later, no ear infection, he’s fine, just teething. We brought along the sock monkey so he’d have something to cuddle and I kept finding myself calling it “Mr. Noodles”.
February 16th, 2008 at 5:07 pm
I like Noodles…I really do…but he REALLY looks like a Sugarbutt to me. I’m just saying.
July 25th, 2008 at 4:42 pm
name ur monkey— cheese monkey —
i think thats really different =]
August 19th, 2008 at 5:52 pm
hi i just got my sock monkey yesterday and i needed a name and a named him saki because i got him during the olympics in china
GET IT SAKI SOCKIE CHINA SPICE