this used to be where jason sweeney came to waste your time and his.
You can now find jason at
i am your canadian boyfriend
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May 2nd, 2008 at 1:16 pm
That’s a mean-looking boid. Crane? He looks like he’d poop on you just for kicks.
May 14th, 2008 at 4:56 pm
Obviously, the poop has covered your keyboard entirely, preventing you from typing. Brings a new meaning to the word “laptop”, doesn’t it?
May 21st, 2008 at 10:51 am
Crummy Bird! What have you done with Sween? If you don’t give him back NOW, we’ll… eat you or something.