[sound of jason whooshing by like a jet-powered coyote]
HIALLI’MALIVEBUTI’MREALLYBUSYILOVEYOUALLEVENYOULEFTY-
[Deep breath]
STAYTUNEDIWILLBEBACK-
[The smell of burnt rubber wafts up your nostrils. You are overcome with an inexplicable craving for peanut butter chocolate chunk cookies. Even you, Lefty.]




May 27th, 2008 at 7:29 am
I’m sorry, do I know you?
Hey… What do you mean by, Who am I to talk????
May 27th, 2008 at 8:32 am
Hmmmmmm. I suddenly have this craving for peanut butter chocolate chunk cookies. But, why are there tire tracks on my sneakers?
May 28th, 2008 at 4:32 am
Mmmm…. Peanut butter chocolate chunk… Thanks. You know Tim’s doesn’t sell them anymore, right? Poo-head.
May 29th, 2008 at 5:40 pm
dude srsly. what up. u r lamez. COME BACK TO THE INTERNET.
May 30th, 2008 at 12:53 am
Coconut chocolate chip cookies - mmmm! But not so great with all this burning rubber smell (can someone open the window?)