[sound of jason whooshing by like a jet-powered coyote]

HIALLI’MALIVEBUTI’MREALLYBUSYILOVEYOUALLEVENYOULEFTY-

[Deep breath]

STAYTUNEDIWILLBEBACK-

[The smell of burnt rubber wafts up your nostrils. You are overcome with an inexplicable craving for peanut butter chocolate chunk cookies. Even you, Lefty.]


5 Responses to “[sound of jason whooshing by like a jet-powered coyote]”

  1. Mabel Says:

    I’m sorry, do I know you?

    Hey… What do you mean by, Who am I to talk????

  2. Suldog Says:

    Hmmmmmm. I suddenly have this craving for peanut butter chocolate chunk cookies. But, why are there tire tracks on my sneakers?

  3. Sis Says:

    Mmmm…. Peanut butter chocolate chunk… Thanks. You know Tim’s doesn’t sell them anymore, right? Poo-head.

  4. sweetney Says:

    dude srsly. what up. u r lamez. COME BACK TO THE INTERNET.

  5. g-dog Says:

    Coconut chocolate chip cookies – mmmm! But not so great with all this burning rubber smell (can someone open the window?)

make with the yak-yak

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