So, I am not a regular weigher-of-my-body. It’s not something I think to keep on top of. And when I do think about weighing myself, the fact that I get on My Lovely Wife’s case when she obsessively weighs herself makes me do it furtively and sheepishly.
So imagine my surprise when I came back from the Canadian Ultimate Championships last week, wondering how much weight I had lost in three days of intense physical activity, and discovered I was fifteen pounds OVER my usual weight. Not under. OVER.
Chagrin was my wingman.
So imagine my double surprise when I weighed myself this morning and discovered that the fifteen pound gain had TOTALLY vanished.
I guess the fact that I had swollen up from the heat and dehydration to German-sausage levels may have been a factor.
It was really stunning, like someone had injected Itchy Grossness© into my legs until I had barely enough mobility to walk. Dudes, my legs were shiny.
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