archive for January 2009

YEEEEEEEHAW!

Dawn rides atop Dan, a border collie, during a break in bull riding action at the Fear No Evil Bull Riding Challenge in Houma, La. The act featured two monkey-toting collies rounding up a herd of rams.

Awwww… HELLZ YA!

(via Globe and Mail)

bears are comfy

The Known Practice of Using Domesticated Bears as Cushions While Drinking

- Little Paper Airplanes

(via swiss miss)

jasper is anxious

jasper is anxious

"Is my white balance off? I know my white balance is off. I hate pictures of myself."

Ah… putting words into the mouths of my cats. Bliss.

chores

Wife: “Look! I’m helping!”
Me: “I know!”
Wife: “Don’t get used to it!”
Me: “I won’t!”

a memo

Lucy, take a memo.

To: The entire food industry.
From: Me.
Subject: Suggested serving sizes.
Text: Fuck you.

Can you read that back to me?