25 Holo-Chess Strategies Tested by Chewbacca (in order)

  1. wet willies
  2. sexily removing bandolier
  3. regurgitation
  4. Jedi mind trick
  5. Wookiee mind trick
  6. Card trick
  7. purple nurples
  8. singing Life Day carols
  9. threatening to release flock of mynocks
  10. releasing flock of mynocks
  11. hair-pulling
  12. slam-poetry
  13. tongue-kissing
  14. 85-slide PowerPoint deck
  15. doing the Hokey-Pokey
  16. doing the Pigeon
  17. doing opponent’s mom
  18. noogies
  19. more slam-poetry
  20. Super-Poking opponent on Facebook
  21. Jello-shots
  22. playing bootleg Zydeco recordings
  23. defending Zydeco as a musical genre
  24. tears
  25. ripping opponent’s arms out of their sockets

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6 Responses to “25 Holo-Chess Strategies Tested by Chewbacca (in order)”

  1. Suldog Says:
    April 28th, 2009 at 9:46 am

    Oddly enough, most of these apply to softball, as well.

  2. sween Says:
    April 30th, 2009 at 1:48 pm

    Oddly enough, to my sex life too.

  3. g-dog Says:
    May 2nd, 2009 at 12:30 am

    #17????

  4. ramz Says:
    May 4th, 2009 at 7:32 pm

    May the fourth be with you.

  5. Teresa Bowers Says:
    November 22nd, 2009 at 8:11 am

    I would like to know who you are and how you got over a million followers on twitter.Either you are a genius,a fool,or both.
    Love Teresa

  6. Бухгалтер Says:
    December 16th, 2009 at 8:54 pm

    Красота, особенно первая фотка

make with the yak-yak

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