mah brain
I was thinking about how to construct a personalized license plate that read “I have to pee”.
I got as far as “IHAF2P” when I realized it could be mistaken for “I have toupee”.
And now men with wigs make me have to pee.
Thanks, brain.
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March 20th, 2009 at 11:26 am
Men with wigs have always had that effect…
March 20th, 2009 at 11:51 am
Personally, men with wigs make me gag.
March 24th, 2009 at 10:51 am
I think we should all pee on men with wigs!
March 25th, 2009 at 8:37 pm
Men with Wigs
Didn’t they record the Safety Dance?
March 28th, 2009 at 4:07 am
Dude, you write the shortest posts I’ve ever seen, but they’re hilarious. And I thank you for that.
April 6th, 2009 at 11:19 pm
Pavlov must be so proud…
How about “IHV2PP”? “IHV2WZ”? “HV2URN8″