A Proper Loogie: Drinking Milk is Just The Beginning
Description: A presentation on phlegm-production techniques and their varying relations to distance, aim, and viscosity.
Location: Champlain Room
Time: 8:45 am
Session Length: 50 minutes

Coasters: What’s the Deal?
Description: A examination of the long-term strategies of the International Coaster Lobby (ICL) and its effects on beverage consumption and enjoyment.
Location: Cartier Lounge
Time: 9:45 am
Session Length: 110 minutes

“Do I Look Fat in This?”: THE Question… Your Response?
Description: A panel discussion of all possible successful responses.
Location: Royal Auditorium
Time: 11:45 am
Session Length: 5 seconds

Lunch & Keynote Address
“Pull My Finger. No… Really. Pull My Finger.”
Location: Excelsior Dining Room
Time: 11:55 am
Session Length: 90 minutes