• Savage Chickens: “Pirate Hamlet”

Arrr.

• marriedtothesea: “Thank you bear-y much”

Oh… those wacky goats.

I’m back. With many a tale to tell. And several impressive scabs.

No, I’m not picking at them.

(That’s a lie.)

It may take me an indeterminate amount of time to awaken my atrophied blogging muscles, so please be patient. Cookies may help.

(That’s a hint.)

But, in the meantime…

Is this true?

• Cute Overload: “Snoy-yoi-yoi-yoi-yoing!”

VS.

• Married to the Sea: “Booty Hole”

Both please me. But differently.

And thus, the miracle of the human condition.

…

“Booty hole”. Hee.

“Yesssssss!! Hey! You guys! Mom got Arby’s!!”

-Married to the Sea

Thank you, Sweetney, for adding just a little more oblique babble to my day. You get a cookie.

(Yeah yeah yeah. I’m slack lately. I’m busy. It’s what happens when the rest of the world has a remarkable lack of sympathy with how far behind you are with your blog. Stupid world. No cookie for you.)