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mean quote of the day

sween — Tue, 29 Aug 2006 15:51:43 +0000

Although considering Britney’s mental capacity it’s a wonder she wears clothes at all and doesn’t just wander around dressed in pudding.

- The Superficial

Heh. “Pudding”.

ingenious… and evil

sween — Wed, 03 Aug 2005 19:39:29 +0000

Yup. Still here. Just decompressing.

I can’t really describe this page. You simply need to check it out:

“Work Well With Others” (via linkbunnies.org)

It looks like I need to get some supplies. And some house flies.

being evil

sween — Thu, 14 Jul 2005 14:39:48 +0000

Feeling a little evil today. Not a lot evil. Not “invent spam emails” evil or “Let’s start a boy band!” evil. Just… a little evil.

Or my blood sugar could be low. I don’t know.

For more advice on being evil, might I recommend:

Peter’s Evil Overlord List: The be-all-and-end-all for all aspiring evil overlords. If you have any hopes of rising in the ranks of evil overlords, consider this your bible.
Where’s the Ka-boom?: An individual perspective on being an evil overlord, from an evil overlord. Touching and blood-curdling, all at once. (via Blog Bites)
So You’ve Decided to be Evil: A hodge-podge of tips for the new member of the Forces of Darkness. Go on in. Wade around in the shark-infested waters. Enjoy yourself.