space monkey pants

Well, I have taken your humble suggestions, dumped them in a box, and with a Ragnarok-threatening SHAKE-SHAKE-SHAKE!… we are ready to roll!

WELCOME TO THUNDERDOME, BEETCHES!

Let the voting begin!

Most Splendiforous Sock Monkey Name?

Noodles (19%, 5 Votes)
Sockagawea (12%, 3 Votes)
Mr. Snuggles, Sock Monkey King (12%, 3 Votes)
Mr. Nanners (8%, 2 Votes)
Socka-Toe-A (8%, 2 Votes)
Mr. Murphy (8%, 2 Votes)
Son Of King Sock Monkey (8%, 2 Votes)
Snuggles MacCuddleson (4%, 1 Votes)
Mighty Joe Sock Monkey (4%, 1 Votes)
Kong (4%, 1 Votes)
Tux (4%, 1 Votes)
Space Pants (4%, 1 Votes)
Poka Dot (4%, 1 Votes)
Prison Bitch (4%, 1 Votes)
Stripes (0%, 0 Votes)
King Sock Monkey (0%, 0 Votes)
Curious Sock Monkey (0%, 0 Votes)
Monkey (0%, 0 Votes)

Total Voters: 26

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Pssst! Don’t like any of these options? Leave yers in the comments!

Neglected you may be, but duty calls, my pearl-extruding readers.

I present you with Exhibit A:

Items of note:

One nephew, resembling a 1920s speakeasy bouncer, sleeping
One sock monkey, resembling a 1920s speakeasy sock monkey, sleeping (with eyes open, like some sort of freaky wizard)

All in all, rather similar.

However, the sock monkey is lacking in one single regard — IT HAS NO NAME!

My sisterwhoeatspoofortwo has asked me to not use my own singular talents to come up with the perfect name for the sock monkey.

No… she asks YOU for YOUR help.

In this, her hour of darkest need, you can do no less.

You… can do no less.

[Genuflects out of room.]

Over the holidays, I found myself in a conversation with My Lovely Wife and her parents about our dreams.

I got a few odd looks when I announced that the single most common recurring theme in my dreams was overly-elaborate underground shopping malls.

…

Am I the only one?

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