• Starz: “Superman the Movie in 30 seconds (and re-enacted by bunnies)” (via Screenhead)

You’ve been waiting for it. I’ve been waiting for it. We’ve all been waiting for it.

• 2006 IAC Award For Best Advertising Microsite/Landing Page: McKinney’s Audi Art of the H3ist microsite

My Dad won an award! (Well, the whole team won the award — he was the Flash programmer.)

Go Dad! Rock-on! Woo-Hoo! (Small, ornate victory dance.)

I wonder if he’ll mention me in his acceptance speech.

He better not forget me.

He probably will.

Jerkface.

• The Other Side @ Matazone: “Night of the Zombie Kitties, starring Mittens and Snowdrop”

You are a dog named Snowdrop. You wander into a cemetery. Zombie kittens proceed to approach you with the “assumed” purpose of eating your brains. Thusly, you proceed to unleash destruction upon them with your Dog-matic Mortar Cannon.

Huh.

I have a problem with the underlying thesis behind this “game”.

The assumption that the zombies would be kittens strikes me as foul propaganda by the ever-more-powerful Canine Lobby.

I say, nay! — nay, I say! Stand up against this foul belief! Kittens are no more likely to single-mindedly devour your brains than dogs are likely to meekly defer from eating their own poo!

Or no more likely than I am to avoid using the word “poo”.