archive for the 'haiku' category

verbiage: cropdusting (a haiku)

Clouds of death wrap me
In their malodorous arms
I think I have gas

What? Too much information?

my day’s climax (a 48 second haiku)

The basement echoes
With my plaintive cries unheard
Cleaning up cat puke

Yeah. It’s been a good day.

a haikutastic exploration into why i’m driving my lovely insomniac wife crazy

just breathe quietly
don’t make any sudden moves
I think she’s aaa-CHOO!

she lies teetering
on the precipice of sleep
but I have to pee

she must be out now
I’ll be silent as a mouse
eating this cookie

I’m stroking her back
soothing her fears and worries
must be strong for zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz…