space monkey pants » haiku http://spacemonkeypants.com eating bananas in space for the good of mankind Thu, 11 Feb 2010 13:26:15 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.1 en hourly 1 verbiage: cropdusting (a haiku) http://spacemonkeypants.com/2007/09/21/verbiage-cropdusting-a-haiku/ http://spacemonkeypants.com/2007/09/21/verbiage-cropdusting-a-haiku/#comments Sat, 22 Sep 2007 00:34:39 +0000 sween http://spacemonkeypants.com/2007/09/21/verbiage-cropdusting-a-haiku/ Clouds of death wrap me
In their malodorous arms
I think I have gas

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What? Too much information?

]]> http://spacemonkeypants.com/2007/09/21/verbiage-cropdusting-a-haiku/feed/ 0 my day’s climax (a 48 second haiku) http://spacemonkeypants.com/2006/11/28/my-days-climax-a-48-second-haiku/ http://spacemonkeypants.com/2006/11/28/my-days-climax-a-48-second-haiku/#comments Wed, 29 Nov 2006 02:04:28 +0000 sween http://spacemonkeypants.com/?p=1277 The basement echoes
With my plaintive cries unheard
Cleaning up cat puke

Yeah. It’s been a good day.

]]> http://spacemonkeypants.com/2006/11/28/my-days-climax-a-48-second-haiku/feed/ 4 a haikutastic exploration into why i’m driving my lovely insomniac wife crazy http://spacemonkeypants.com/2006/05/18/a-haikutastic-exploration-into-why-im-driving-my-lovely-insomniac-wife-crazy/ http://spacemonkeypants.com/2006/05/18/a-haikutastic-exploration-into-why-im-driving-my-lovely-insomniac-wife-crazy/#comments Thu, 18 May 2006 12:35:01 +0000 sween http://spacemonkeypants.com/?p=1091 just breathe quietly
don’t make any sudden moves
I think she’s aaa-CHOO!

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she lies teetering
on the precipice of sleep
but I have to pee

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she must be out now
I’ll be silent as a mouse
eating this cookie

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I’m stroking her back
soothing her fears and worries
must be strong for zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz…

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