Is it bad that I’m secretly hoping that we get very few trick-or-treaters tonight?

‘Cause it means more candy for me.

[A sudden smell permeates the room. That smell is shame.]

We’re about to head out the door to a Halloween party.

No. Wait. I do believe this can be classified as a par-tay.

QUIZ TIME!

Question 1: Can you guess who I’m going as?

Thus endeth the quiz.

UPDATE: For those of you oblivious to everything good and right in the world, enlightenment begins here.