To All My American Readers: Enjoy yer turkeys.

And to the Rest of You: Get to it, folks.

I wish you, my egg-nog-saturated readers, a fricking fabulous holidays.

In honour of the occasion, I present you with… baby reindeer.

Hi, baby reindeer!

Rock ‘em and sock ‘em, people. Rock ‘em and sock ‘em…

Oh crickey, I forgot how funny this was…

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I hope all of my American readers had a fabulous Thanksgiving yesterday and I hope you don’t have any digestive troubles today.

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Although if you don’t have any digestive troubles today, you weren’t trying hard enough yesterday.

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Amateurs.