- wet willies
- sexily removing bandolier
- Jedi mind trick
- Wookiee mind trick
- Card trick
- purple nurples
- singing Life Day carols
- threatening to release flock of mynocks
- releasing flock of mynocks
- 85-slide PowerPoint deck
- doing the Hokey-Pokey
- doing the Pigeon
- doing opponent’s mom
- more slam-poetry
- Super-Poking opponent on Facebook
- playing bootleg Zydeco recordings
- defending Zydeco as a musical genre
- ripping opponent’s arms out of their sockets
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- “kunǃnk” [Note the postalveolar click]
Sigh. They can’t all be Caturday.
UPDATE: Speaking of Caturday… World Famous Random Kitten Generator!
Is the onset of winter leeching into your bones? Feeling out-of-sorts? Sugar rush dissipating?
Well then, why not grab a coffee, put the phone on call-forwarding, and enjoy yourself a little procrastination-time with this evergrowing grab-bag of “Best of 2005″ lists.
What, you were planning on doing work?