• NY Times: “Market for Zombies? It’s Undead (Aaahhh!)”

Do you ever get the feeling the Zombie Tuesday is becoming a little redundant?

It’s like when you were a kid, and Mother’s Day or Father’s Day rolled around, and you asked your parents, “Why isn’t there a Kid’s Day?”… and then they said, “Everyday is Kid’s Day!”… and then you fell to the floor spasming, white froth at your mouth, chewing your own tongue to mash… and then they got the Thorazine… and then everything went grey and soft…

Well, now zombies are frickin’ everywhere. Everyday is Zombie Tuesday.

Where does that leave our poor little Zombie Tuesday posts?

Is it time to retire them? Reimagine them? Give Tuesdays to a lesser-known, hungrier-for-the-spotlight mascot?

What say you?

• Dragon Head Almost Destroyed Me: “The Best Sprint Commercial”

If Sprint was available here, I’d consider getting one of their phones… just for the beauty of this ad.

• PokerFaceBook.com Bumvertising Campaign (via Metafilter)

Bumvertising™, or the use of sign holding vagrants to advertise, is a development of PokerFaceBook.com’s most recent advertising campaign. Homeless men are able to provide a valuable and tangible service to a company, while receiving an additional revenue stream in combination with their normal donations from begging.

Holy crap.

Next up:

• Prison work gangs given sandwich boards for a shorter sentence.
• Free wheelchairs covered in NASCAR-style logos .
• Discount prescriptions for people willing to rivet drug company billboards to their homes.