You know, it hit me today:

“Poo” is a really stupid word.

From now on, the word “poo” shall no longer appear on this site.

Still alive. Just busy. Brain’s got nothing for you right now, people.

But, to keep yourself amused, might I suggest a trip down the into the bowels of the archives to some of my favourite Space Monkey Pants posts?

For all those thronging masses ready for a cavalcade of material now that all that Month of Me silliness is over…

I tip my hat to you.

And… I humbly apologise.

For at this moment, Jason is buried under a large and varied mountain of work and will not be able to get things back up to speed with the alacrity to which he is accustomed.

So all I can ask is that you stay tuned.

And send cookies.

…

For the love of god — SEND COOKIES!