Damn iHug^©-related injuries.

It seems that excessive poking of my touchscreen has caused some massive internal bleeding.

I’m pretty sure Steve Jobs doesn’t have this problem.

Stupid attractive design and ease-of-use! Forever shall it be my downfall!

[Coughs consumptively. Swoons.]

1. “damnabundlelickah”
2. “fuhfuhfuhungh”
3. “owowowowowowagada”
4. “sississufahahahahahuhsunuvagabalager”
5. “kunǃnk” [Note the postalveolar click]