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medic!

Damn iHug©-related injuries.

It seems that excessive poking of my touchscreen has caused some massive internal bleeding.

I’m pretty sure Steve Jobs doesn’t have this problem.

Stupid attractive design and ease-of-use! Forever shall it be my downfall!

[Coughs consumptively. Swoons.]

five words i invented while lying face down in the grass after pulling my calf

  1. “damnabundlelickah”
  2. “fuhfuhfuhungh”
  3. “owowowowowowagada”
  4. “sississufahahahahahuhsunuvagabalager”
  5. “kunǃnk” [Note the postalveolar click]