• Metro.co.uk: “It’s dove at first sight” (via Cute Overload)

Read the story.

Then be certain to mop up the remnants of your heart from the floor. It could leave a stain.

At the beginning of the August, My Lovely Wife and I took a trip to visit my mother. We spent a lot of time looking through photo albums. My Lovely Wife definitely had more than her fill of seeing evidence of my early and ubiquitous trend toward — ahem — naturism.

I… uh… you won’t be seeing those pictures.

Unless I decide to drunkblog.

Which would be dangerous.

[Shifty eyes.]

But I did come across one photo that made me squeal with unrestrained glee.

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I call on you — my faithful and relatively hygienic readers — to help me discover its true yet heretofore undiscovered caption.

Hit the comments. Suggest your own. Pick yer favs. We’ll try and winnow it down to a winner.

And then we’ll slap the caption on that puppy.

Hell, if this goes well, it may become a recurring feature.

LOLSWEEN.

Get cracking, kids.

Dudes. Just give it up. It’s over.

(Frigging Jacobins.)

• Ichioka Photo Gallery: Photos of People Sleeping (via kottke)

These are hugely entertaining. And relaxing.

I am pleased.

• I CAN HAS CHEEZBURGER? (via MamaPop)

Well. I might as well go home. I’m not getting any more work done today.