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compound word of the month

“horsepenisdon’tlook”

[Courtesy of Lion and Magic Boy]

Seriously. These words just won’t ever work on their own after this.

Like chocolate and peanut butter.

Which, I hasten to add, do not go with any of the above mentioned words.

[Shudder.]

the peanut butter principle

My Lovely Wife explaining her aversion to public displays of affection:

“I like peanut butter. That doesn’t mean I’m going to eat it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE STREET.”

quote of the day

now why is it I have no trouble typing “rectal bleeding” and “ass” but somehow “stool sample” gives me pause? why?

- lightspring

Truly , isn’t that a question we all ask ourselves?

At least a few of times a day?

Anyone?

Hello?