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earth-shattering realisation

You know, it hit me today:

“Poo” is a really stupid word.

From now on, the word “poo” shall no longer appear on this site.

five new year’s resolutions

  1. more funny hats
  2. less serious hats
  3. steal more candy from children (should be easy)
  4. no attempts at world domination
  5. and the perennial one… even more monkeys