space monkey pants » star wars http://spacemonkeypants.com eating bananas in space for the good of mankind Thu, 11 Feb 2010 13:26:15 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.1 en hourly 1 25 Holo-Chess Strategies Tested by Chewbacca (in order) http://spacemonkeypants.com/2009/04/22/25-holo-chess-strategies-tested-by-chewbacca-in-order/ http://spacemonkeypants.com/2009/04/22/25-holo-chess-strategies-tested-by-chewbacca-in-order/#comments Tue, 30 Nov 1999 00:00:00 +0000 sween http://spacemonkeypants.com/?p=1889
  • wet willies
  • sexily removing bandolier
  • regurgitation
  • Jedi mind trick
  • Wookiee mind trick
  • Card trick
  • purple nurples
  • singing Life Day carols
  • threatening to release flock of mynocks
  • releasing flock of mynocks
  • hair-pulling
  • slam-poetry
  • tongue-kissing
  • 85-slide PowerPoint deck
  • doing the Hokey-Pokey
  • doing the Pigeon
  • doing opponent’s mom
  • noogies
  • more slam-poetry
  • Super-Poking opponent on Facebook
  • Jello-shots
  • playing bootleg Zydeco recordings
  • defending Zydeco as a musical genre
  • tears
  • ripping opponent’s arms out of their sockets
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