If you’re like me, you are constantly looking for the latest in time-wasting tools. Allow me to share two beautiful ways to effortlessly waste the minutes and hours left until your inevitable (and likely scandalous and moist) death.

• Jason Reinsvold’s BowMaster

Fire arrows. Kill the invading hordes. Get experience. Buy better abilities and new arrows. Fire more arrows. Get more archers. Catapults. Fire more arrows. Note the moss growing on your extremities. Fire more arrows.

• deviantART: “Line Rider” (via lifehacker)

Draw a hill. Click “Play”. Watch the man slide down the hill.

That’s it.

Think that’s not interesting? Fools. Just give it a shot. Ye shall be SUCKED IN!

And to give you an idea of what’s possible…

• YouTube: “Line Rider – Jagged Peak Adventure” (via digg)
• Kris Abel Blog: “Cool Link – Line Rider”

That’s all I got fer ya today. Rock it, space cowboys.