Bono and The Edge from U2 are to write music and lyrics for a Broadway musical based on comic book hero Spider-Man, according to film trade paper Variety.
Please allow me to repeat myself.
WTF???
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BONUS WTF???:
Just to ram your head a wee bit further down the rabbit-hole:
Hey… you’re welcome. It’s what I’m here for.
A cargo container that apparently fell from a ship washed up on the Outer Banks of North Carolina on Thursday and spilled thousands of bags of Doritos brand tortilla chips on the beach. People collected the chips, which were apparently still fresh due to their airtight packaging. It was unknown which ship had lost the cargo or to what port it was bound.
I thought seafood was supposed to be healthy?
(It seems to be the week for food on irregular surfaces.)
Well… at least now I know that if my theoretical child does take after me, and THIS doesn’t work… I have options.
Seriously though, the makers of The Babykeeper are trying to be all innocent-like — “Oooooooh… it’s just for keeping babies safe and secure while you have a poo… we’re not evil… here, have some candy, little girl… heh heh heh…”
But really, we know what this means. We ALL know.
The Babykeeper is for ALWAYS.
Strap the kid up, slap it on the kitchen door, and BAM! you’re good to go. Make supper, watch TV, drink copiously — WHATEVER.
YOU. ARE. FREE.
Heck, you don’t even need to take the kid down for breastfeeding. Just stand up next to the door, whip open your shirt, and Bob’s your uncle.
Now you just need to get a door on wheels…
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I’m so going to hell.
