five words i invented while lying face down in the grass after pulling my calf
- “damnabundlelickah”
- “fuhfuhfuhungh”
- “owowowowowowagada”
- “sississufahahahahahuhsunuvagabalager”
- “kunǃnk” [Note the postalveolar click]
this be where jason sweeney comes to waste your time and his.
yeah. i've discovered twitter. alas.
- [TMI ALERT] Trip to vet involved blood, tears, and flying excrement. I SO wish I was exaggerating for comic effect. 1 day ago
- Dear Internets: Hope all is well with you and the wife. Please refrain from talking about Batman movie for next four days. Sincerely, Jason. 3 days ago
- They really shouldn't call it beef jerky. More like beef AWESOME-y. 6 days ago
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