space monkey pants » you http://spacemonkeypants.com eating bananas in space for the good of mankind Thu, 11 Feb 2010 13:26:15 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.1 en hourly 1 recompense http://spacemonkeypants.com/2007/08/04/recompense/ http://spacemonkeypants.com/2007/08/04/recompense/#comments Sat, 04 Aug 2007 12:04:56 +0000 sween http://spacemonkeypants.com/2007/08/04/recompense/ I’ve been slack, rude, and more than a little stinky to you.

And that’s just wrong, because out of all the visitors to this fair site, you are my favourite.

Yes, I’m talking to you.

No, not you — you.

Alas, I am struggling — heroically, I might add — to burrow through a mound of work before I head off on Monday for the fair city of Toronto and the 2007 Canadian Ultimate Championships!

Whoo! And a Hoo! Everybody dance now!

[Everyone dances.]

So, in recompense to my abominable behaviour to you, please allow me to offer you…

… a few of my newly-patented iHugs©!

[Pause for applause.]

They’re just like hugs, but shiny and white! And they have a touchscreen!

(Well, the touchscreen is my belly, but you can touch it if you really want to.)

Takers? Anyone?

[Expectant pause.]

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