Heading down the winding road of time from the near past into the ancient history of Space Monkey Pants:

• reasons i love my lovely wife: day 31
• my lovely wife knows who she married
• my lovely wife had coffee this morning
• OH NO!!! THE BARREL MONKEYS HAVE ESCAPED!!!
• my escapist past
• time to cleanse the palate with a healthy dose of odd-toed ungulates
• robot humour is mildly unsettling
• 60 second thought process upon being given a skor bar square
• i am minus all my buh-jeezus (plus a postscript)
• the worst/best joke i know
• how does someone forget to do up their fly?
• my subconscious thinks i’m a chump
• putty-nosed monkey can talk; not yet added to ranks of sparkling conversationalists
• 15 failed precursors to “more fun than a barrel of monkeys”
• the month of me: conversations with my lovely wife
• the month of me: it was a bright cold day in april, and the clocks were striking zombie tuesday
• christmas… now even paganier!
• how to ensure your personal mortification well into your later years
• ten years ago today
• now is the winter of our discontent made glorious zombie tuesday
• it’s my zombie tuesday and i’ll cry if i want to
• truly useless life hacks: jason’s really super useful guide for how to make toast!
• rule of comedy #1
• oh how i hate the weekly world news
• real little boys’ room
• journey through the wasteland
• archery for the young and deathwishy

The Most Linked-To Post on Space Monkey Pants (which is funny, considering that this post actually dispenses information of value and substance, which is SO NOT what this site is about):

• tips toward faster web browsing

Icarus 54:

(Full Text of the one-man play I wrote and performed in 1996 and then — for some reason — decided to post in its entirety)

Scene 1, Scene 2, Scene 3, Scene 4, Scene 5, Scene 6, Scene 7

The best word I heard in the past 24 hours:

“Piratical”