Heading down the winding road of time from the near past into the ancient history of Space Monkey Pants:

• goggle dogs
• 15 failed precursors to “more fun than a barrel of monkeys”
• the month of me: the minivan of doom
• the month of me: conversations with my lovely wife
• the month of me: pop quiz
• the month of me: my lovely wife has her supper (and the coda: the month of me: my lovely wife, the critic)
• the month of me: two choices
• three scenes from my weekend
• it’s quiet… too quiet
• christmas… now even paganier!
• how to ensure your personal mortification well into your later years
• ten years ago today
• truly useless life hacks: jason’s really super useful guide for how to make toast!
• rule of comedy #1
• oh how i hate the weekly world news
• real little boys’ room
• journey through the wasteland
• archery for the young and deathwishy

The Most Linked-To Post on Space Monkey Pants (which is funny, considering that this post actually dispenses information of value and substance, which is SO NOT what this site is about):

• tips towards faster web browsing

Pictures that I have taken that have filled my heart with glee:

• GORILLA!
• the month of me: 3 things i have learned from my lovely wife
• why it is hard to get up in the morning
• girl on a wall
• if you’re not a ninja*, speak up!
• the saddest picture i have ever taken
• the month of me: please just kill me now
• parlee wrap-up

A smattering of notable Zombie Tuesdays:

• it’s my zombie tuesday and i’ll cry if i want to
• it was the best of zombie tuesdays, it was the worst of zombie tuesdays
• now is the winter of our discontent made glorious zombie tuesday
• the month of me: it was a bright cold day in april, and the clocks were striking zombie tuesday
• sherlock holmes and the case of the missing zombie tuesday
• i was a teenage zombie tuesday!

Icarus 54
(Full Text of the one-man play I wrote and performed in 1996 and then for some reason decided to post in its entirety):

Scene 1, Scene 2, Scene 3, Scene 4, Scene 5, Scene 6, Scene 7