a taste of my favourites

Heading down the winding road of time from the near past into the ancient history of Space Monkey Pants:

The Most Linked-To Post on Space Monkey Pants (which is funny, considering that this post actually dispenses information of value and substance, which is SO NOT what this site is about):

Icarus 54:

(Full Text of the one-man play I wrote and performed in 1996 and then — for some reason — decided to post in its entirety)

Scene 1, Scene 2, Scene 3, Scene 4, Scene 5, Scene 6, Scene 7

The best word I heard in the past 24 hours:

“Piratical”