watching tv
Wife: “Look. It’s Sarah Jessica Parker. Back when she was pretty.”
Me: “… ish.”
Wife: “Look. It’s Sarah Jessica Parker. Back when she was pretty.”
Me: “… ish.”
“Oh. There’s a cat hair on the screen.”
[Blow on screen.]
“Oh. There’s a cat hair and saliva on the screen.”
One billion times a day.
Research has determined the human brain is incapable of realizing when a Backstreet Boys t-shirt is being worn ironically.

Dawn rides atop Dan, a border collie, during a break in bull riding action at the Fear No Evil Bull Riding Challenge in Houma, La. The act featured two monkey-toting collies rounding up a herd of rams.
Awwww… HELLZ YA!
(via Globe and Mail)